Behold: ihnghghlihsh!

now, you may be asking, why? and that's a good question :)

now, english orthography is worse, thanks to me! every phoneme is now written with two letters, and i expect everyone to use it from now on

here's some example text for you:

bhuhmnihhluh ehcktsntrhaecknt (vanilla extract)
dhuh ckwhihck btrheaaomn pheackts djahpmptts aobhuhrh dhuh hleiihdsee ndouhg (the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog)
ihnghghlihsh (english)
pmeaih hwahbhuhrhckrhaephnt ihds phaohl ahbh eehlds (my hovercraft is full of eels)
btee hɡeiih, ndoo ckrheaihpm (be gay, do crime)